This book by the talented Justin Fletcher is a joke book aimed at entertaining children 2 years +. My First Justin’s Jokes is available to buy from today the 3rd of May 2012 with an RRP of £4.99. It can be purchased on Faber Kids website or on Amazon.
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Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
ReplyDeleteBecause they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did the little girl through butter outthe window?
ReplyDeleteBecause she wanted to see a Butterfly
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWhos there?
I did ap
I did ap who?
You best get to the toilet then!
where do baby monkeys sleep? in an ape re cot!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the duck cross the road?
ReplyDeleteThe chicken wanted a break!
My 4 year old loves this one Knock knock, whos there ,donna,donna who, donna poo (done a poo).
ReplyDeletemy 3 year old is just starting to learn how jokes work... His best one so far is : 'knock knock', 'Who's there', to which he replies 'ME'!!!!! and then runs away laughing as loud as possible!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ?
ReplyDeleteA lost kangaroo.
What do you call man with leaves on his head Russell
ReplyDeleteWhat is the best way to speak to a monster? From a long way away.
ReplyDeletewhat did one snowman say to the other????? can you smell carrotts !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat do birds eat for breakfast? Tweet-a-bix and Shredded Tweet.
ReplyDeletewhat did the sea say to the boat? nothing, it just waved
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock Whose there? Dr .... Dr Who - Wow how did you know!!
ReplyDeleteany of the knock knock jokes!
ReplyDeleteThis is my daughter's favourite:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
My son loves knock knock jokes!
ReplyDeletemy younger ones favourite joke,
ReplyDeletewhat do you call a sheep with no legs
A cloud
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don't, cows go moo!
Knock, knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
A be C D E F G!!!!!!!
@01592_katie
My sons favourite is definitely
ReplyDelete"knock Knock"
"who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo Who?"
"don't cry its only a joke!"
What do you call a fly with no wings?
ReplyDeleteA walk!
what happened to the cat that ate a ball of wool? She had mitterns
ReplyDeleteWhen is a door not a door
ReplyDeletewhen it' s ajar
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
ReplyDeleteTo get to the second-hand shop!
what do you call a cow in space?
ReplyDeleteA Moo F O !
what is a cow's favourite party game? Moosical chairs
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
ReplyDeleteHip Hop
How does Santa like his pizzas?
ReplyDeleteDeep-pan crisp and even
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
ReplyDeleteA nervous wreck!
*groan*
Student "Miss? Would you be mad at me for something I haven't done?"
ReplyDeleteTeacher "no, of course not"
Student "Good, because I have done my homework!"
what noise does a cow make with no lips?
ReplyDeleteoooooo!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot Cross Bunnies!
ReplyDeleteWhat did one bee say to the other bee? Buzz off! @annieanna24
ReplyDeleteWhy is a tomato round and red?
ReplyDeleteBecause if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!!
coppelia100@btinternet.com
What do you call a banana cut in half? Banana split!!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Cow Say
Cow Say who?
No silly, cow say Mooooooooooooooo
What did the biscuit say when he got run over . . . . . oh crumbs !
ReplyDeleteWhat do elephants do in the evenings?
ReplyDeleteWatch elevision!
why did the banana go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling very well.
ReplyDeleteknock knock jokes are my favourite
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock Jokes
What do birds eat for breakfast? Tweet-a-bix and Shredded Tweet.
ReplyDeleteHow do snails get their shells so shiny?
ReplyDeleteThey use snail varnish! xx